Dump 'em in the fire fountain!
I agree with you, but change it to 'dump all the trashy tabloids in the fire'. Also dump some gasoline or something in it to give a bit more kick.
Though it's a shame he has to buy them for that purpose... buying = financially supporting the publishers. He should've confiscated them *sage nod*
True. But insurance would probably pay for that anyway.
*chants* Burn! Burn! Burn!